Inspiring murder/suicide for dummies

Inspiring murder/suicide for dummies

1) Pick a fight with people when they are sleeping.

2) Chant their name like in a weird tribal-esque way... always in connection with work/chores

3) Question every transaction....

4) Exaggerate the length of every phone call ever made
4) a) Exaggerate the time they sleep,dont work, dont study,spend in front of the comp....

5) Complete lack of culinary ability to produce what in some cultures is called PALATABLE FOOD!

6) While at dinner,discuss squeamish issues which make them uncomfortable FOR SURE!

7) Imagine every person they talk to, to be their current love interest and make investigations regarding same...

8) Blame all excesses on them! Phone bills are solely their responsibility -never mind your yapping on long distance calls, or reluctance to get a better plan!

9) Repeat constantly you are still a kid when they want to get involved in some decision making and yell behave GROW UP and act your age when they refuse to take out the trash and instead watching television.

10) JUST BE A PARENT!!!


Author-Swathi Krishnan
Co-Author - Vallabh Sridharan

Tagged

~~~LAST~~~

1. Beverage: Squash(Mango)
2. Phone Call: Outgoing.
3. IM: GTalk
4. Song listened: Star Guitar - The Chemical Brothers
5. Time you cried: Don’t Remember.
6. Sms: Incoming, LK Advani :|

~~~Have you ever~~~

1. Dated someone twice: No
2. Been cheated on: YES.
3. Kissed someone and regretted it: No.
4. Lost someone special: No
5. Been depressed: Lemme know if there is someone who never has

~~~Three favourite colours~~~

Blue
Red
Black

~~~This Month Have you~~~

1. Made a new friend: Nope.
2. Laughed until you cried: No.
3. Met someone who changed your life: No.
4. Found who your true friends were: Were?
5. Found out someone who was talking about you: Yes
6. Kissed anyone on your friends list: No


~~~How many~~~

1. People on your friends list do you know in real life: Assuming its ORKUT friend list, 150 out of 200.
2. Kids do you wanna have: LOL
3. Pets you have: None.


~~~|~~~

1. Do you wanna change your name: Maybe, Vaibhav.
2. What did you get on your last birthday: Birthday Bumps.
3. What were you doing at midnight last night: College Project Work.
4. Name something you cannot wait for: a GOOD time.
5. Last time you saw your father: 5mins..
6. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing.
7. What are you listening to right now: Block Rocking – Chemical Brothers.
8. Have you talked to a person named Tom: No.
9. Most visited webpage: Orkut, Gmail, Wikipedia, Facebook, IMDB, Santabanta, CNNIBN
10. What's your real name: Vallabh Sridharan
11. Nicknames: jUggie, Vallu, Vall, Mote(hindi: fatso).
12. Status:
13. Zodiac sign: Aries
14. Male or female: Male
15. Elementary: Woodbine Gardenia
16. High School: Woodbine Gardenia
17. University: **skip**
18. Hair colour: Black
19. Long or short: Short
20. Are you a health freak: No.
21. Height: 5'8"
22. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
23. What do you like about yourself: Lots of things.
24. What don't you like about yourself: Saying YES to almost every request.
25. Righty or lefty: Righty.

~~~Firsts~~~

1. Surgery: None.
2. Piercing: None.
3. Best friend(s): Shantanu(Class 1)
4. Award: 100m Race? :D
5. Sport(s) you joined: Football
6. Pet: None.
7. Vacation: Montreal, Canada.
8. Concert: Aryans
9. Crush: In Class 7


~~~What are you~~~

1. Eating: Nothing
2. Drinking: Nothing
3. I'm about to: Go out
4. Listening to: Hey Boy – Chemical Brothers.
5. Waiting for: A Friend


~~~Your future~~~

1. Want kids: No idea.
2. Want to get married: Maybe.
3. Careers in mind:. NO idea.

~~~Which is better with the opposite/same sex~~~

1. Lips or eyes: Eyes/Eyes
2. Hugs or kisses: Hugs/hugs
3. Romantic or spontaneous:
4. Nice stomach or nice arms:
5. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive/Both
6. Hook-up or relationship:
7. Trouble maker or hesitant:
8. Lefty or righty: Whichever.
9. Shorter or taller: Shorter/Don’t Care.
10. Older or younger:

~~~Have you ever~~~

1. Lost glasses/ contacts: Yes.
2. Ran away from home: No.
3. Kissed a stranger: No.
4. Drank pepsi: Yes.
5. Broken someone's heart: Yes
6. Been arrested: No.
7. Turned someone down:
8. Liked a guy/girl friend: Hmmm.


~~~Do you believe in~~~

1. Yourself: Definitely
2. Miracles: Not sure
3. Love at first sight: No
4. Heaven: No
5. Santa Claus: No
6. Kiss on first date: No
7. Angels: No



~~~Answer Truthfully~~~

1. Happy with your life: Yes, Could Have been better.
2. Believe in God: Yes.
3. Posting it as 100 truths on your blog: No

A song, Life

ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab

socha jo tumne woh duniya saari maane na
haste hai saare koi dukhda toh na jaane na
koi bhi apana na raha
ab dheere dheere jaan le
ab duniya ko pehchaan le
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla

dil ko lagaya iss dil ne hi bhagaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
kitna sataya kya kya tumse karaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
ab ho gaya jo saiyya
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kya karenge kaha jaayenge bhaiyye

paani hai - 2 yeh rishten saare paani
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
phislan dhalane beemari beimaani hai
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
hai laa liyan jo baandhiye
sametiye ab baandhiye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab toh kar lije hisaab....

Past Haunts

Past, is something which haunts you at points of lives. Others judge you for what you were, and not what you are NOW. Maybe they are not ready to accept that people can change.

Love me for what i m, and not hate me for what i was!

:(

Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park


Memories consume
Like opening the wound
And taking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again

I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight


Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again



I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

This Could Happen :D

This was a forward sent to me by a friend , do go through it!!
its HILLARIOUS!! :D

India Vs Pakistan ,Nuclear war
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.


They don't need any permission from their government(actually such a thing does not exist in Pakistan), and promptly order the countdowns.

Indian technology is highly advanced.


In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India.

They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet.


The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.

The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure.

Their attempts for a re launch are still on.


Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.


The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.

As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile.

But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand.

A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission.

The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is
authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles
away from the target, on its own government building at 11.35AM.


Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early.


In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.

The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA.

The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.

This time all the parties agree.

Its three months since the Pak army had started the nuclear war.

But as Indian preparations begin, "pro-humanity" and "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.

Human chains are formed and Road Rail Blockades are organized.

In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians to stop the war condemning the Indian government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".


On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.


Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

Pakistan had enough of it's own technology.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.


Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia. (The smuggled missile was an old one made during the cold war times)


Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.


The missile hits the target and creates havoc.


Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.


Thus India never gets to launch the missile.


Pakistan never gets it right.


And


we live happily ever after!!!!

Fun with Acquaintance

This saturday, i had loads of fun with some online friends i met in a community on ORKUT.

Had a awesome Lunch at MTR and then wandered at LALBAGH. It was a fun saturday :)
Thanks Pals

I like to keep all my friends close, be they ONLINE or Offline :)