Inspiring murder/suicide for dummies
1) Pick a fight with people when they are sleeping.
2) Chant their name like in a weird tribal-esque way... always in connection with work/chores
3) Question every transaction....
4) Exaggerate the length of every phone call ever made
4) a) Exaggerate the time they sleep,dont work, dont study,spend in front of the comp....
5) Complete lack of culinary ability to produce what in some cultures is called PALATABLE FOOD!
6) While at dinner,discuss squeamish issues which make them uncomfortable FOR SURE!
7) Imagine every person they talk to, to be their current love interest and make investigations regarding same...
8) Blame all excesses on them! Phone bills are solely their responsibility -never mind your yapping on long distance calls, or reluctance to get a better plan!
9) Repeat constantly you are still a kid when they want to get involved in some decision making and yell behave GROW UP and act your age when they refuse to take out the trash and instead watching television.
10) JUST BE A PARENT!!!
Author-Swathi Krishnan
Co-Author - Vallabh Sridharan
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Tagged
~~~LAST~~~
1. Beverage: Squash(Mango)
2. Phone Call: Outgoing.
3. IM: GTalk
4. Song listened: Star Guitar - The Chemical Brothers
5. Time you cried: Don’t Remember.
6. Sms: Incoming, LK Advani :|
~~~Have you ever~~~
1. Dated someone twice: No
2. Been cheated on: YES.
3. Kissed someone and regretted it: No.
4. Lost someone special: No
5. Been depressed: Lemme know if there is someone who never has
~~~Three favourite colours~~~
Blue
Red
Black
~~~This Month Have you~~~
1. Made a new friend: Nope.
2. Laughed until you cried: No.
3. Met someone who changed your life: No.
4. Found who your true friends were: Were?
5. Found out someone who was talking about you: Yes
6. Kissed anyone on your friends list: No
~~~How many~~~
1. People on your friends list do you know in real life: Assuming its ORKUT friend list, 150 out of 200.
2. Kids do you wanna have: LOL
3. Pets you have: None.
~~~|~~~
1. Do you wanna change your name: Maybe, Vaibhav.
2. What did you get on your last birthday: Birthday Bumps.
3. What were you doing at midnight last night: College Project Work.
4. Name something you cannot wait for: a GOOD time.
5. Last time you saw your father: 5mins..
6. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing.
7. What are you listening to right now: Block Rocking – Chemical Brothers.
8. Have you talked to a person named Tom: No.
9. Most visited webpage: Orkut, Gmail, Wikipedia, Facebook, IMDB, Santabanta, CNNIBN
10. What's your real name: Vallabh Sridharan
11. Nicknames: jUggie, Vallu, Vall, Mote(hindi: fatso).
12. Status:
13. Zodiac sign: Aries
14. Male or female: Male
15. Elementary: Woodbine Gardenia
16. High School: Woodbine Gardenia
17. University: **skip**
18. Hair colour: Black
19. Long or short: Short
20. Are you a health freak: No.
21. Height: 5'8"
22. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
23. What do you like about yourself: Lots of things.
24. What don't you like about yourself: Saying YES to almost every request.
25. Righty or lefty: Righty.
~~~Firsts~~~
1. Surgery: None.
2. Piercing: None.
3. Best friend(s): Shantanu(Class 1)
4. Award: 100m Race? :D
5. Sport(s) you joined: Football
6. Pet: None.
7. Vacation: Montreal, Canada.
8. Concert: Aryans
9. Crush: In Class 7
~~~What are you~~~
1. Eating: Nothing
2. Drinking: Nothing
3. I'm about to: Go out
4. Listening to: Hey Boy – Chemical Brothers.
5. Waiting for: A Friend
~~~Your future~~~
1. Want kids: No idea.
2. Want to get married: Maybe.
3. Careers in mind:. NO idea.
~~~Which is better with the opposite/same sex~~~
1. Lips or eyes: Eyes/Eyes
2. Hugs or kisses: Hugs/hugs
3. Romantic or spontaneous:
4. Nice stomach or nice arms:
5. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive/Both
6. Hook-up or relationship:
7. Trouble maker or hesitant:
8. Lefty or righty: Whichever.
9. Shorter or taller: Shorter/Don’t Care.
10. Older or younger:
~~~Have you ever~~~
1. Lost glasses/ contacts: Yes.
2. Ran away from home: No.
3. Kissed a stranger: No.
4. Drank pepsi: Yes.
5. Broken someone's heart: Yes
6. Been arrested: No.
7. Turned someone down:
8. Liked a guy/girl friend: Hmmm.
~~~Do you believe in~~~
1. Yourself: Definitely
2. Miracles: Not sure
3. Love at first sight: No
4. Heaven: No
5. Santa Claus: No
6. Kiss on first date: No
7. Angels: No
~~~Answer Truthfully~~~
1. Happy with your life: Yes, Could Have been better.
2. Believe in God: Yes.
3. Posting it as 100 truths on your blog: No
1. Beverage: Squash(Mango)
2. Phone Call: Outgoing.
3. IM: GTalk
4. Song listened: Star Guitar - The Chemical Brothers
5. Time you cried: Don’t Remember.
6. Sms: Incoming, LK Advani :|
~~~Have you ever~~~
1. Dated someone twice: No
2. Been cheated on: YES.
3. Kissed someone and regretted it: No.
4. Lost someone special: No
5. Been depressed: Lemme know if there is someone who never has
~~~Three favourite colours~~~
Blue
Red
Black
~~~This Month Have you~~~
1. Made a new friend: Nope.
2. Laughed until you cried: No.
3. Met someone who changed your life: No.
4. Found who your true friends were: Were?
5. Found out someone who was talking about you: Yes
6. Kissed anyone on your friends list: No
~~~How many~~~
1. People on your friends list do you know in real life: Assuming its ORKUT friend list, 150 out of 200.
2. Kids do you wanna have: LOL
3. Pets you have: None.
~~~|~~~
1. Do you wanna change your name: Maybe, Vaibhav.
2. What did you get on your last birthday: Birthday Bumps.
3. What were you doing at midnight last night: College Project Work.
4. Name something you cannot wait for: a GOOD time.
5. Last time you saw your father: 5mins..
6. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing.
7. What are you listening to right now: Block Rocking – Chemical Brothers.
8. Have you talked to a person named Tom: No.
9. Most visited webpage: Orkut, Gmail, Wikipedia, Facebook, IMDB, Santabanta, CNNIBN
10. What's your real name: Vallabh Sridharan
11. Nicknames: jUggie, Vallu, Vall, Mote(hindi: fatso).
12. Status:
13. Zodiac sign: Aries
14. Male or female: Male
15. Elementary: Woodbine Gardenia
16. High School: Woodbine Gardenia
17. University: **skip**
18. Hair colour: Black
19. Long or short: Short
20. Are you a health freak: No.
21. Height: 5'8"
22. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
23. What do you like about yourself: Lots of things.
24. What don't you like about yourself: Saying YES to almost every request.
25. Righty or lefty: Righty.
~~~Firsts~~~
1. Surgery: None.
2. Piercing: None.
3. Best friend(s): Shantanu(Class 1)
4. Award: 100m Race? :D
5. Sport(s) you joined: Football
6. Pet: None.
7. Vacation: Montreal, Canada.
8. Concert: Aryans
9. Crush: In Class 7
~~~What are you~~~
1. Eating: Nothing
2. Drinking: Nothing
3. I'm about to: Go out
4. Listening to: Hey Boy – Chemical Brothers.
5. Waiting for: A Friend
~~~Your future~~~
1. Want kids: No idea.
2. Want to get married: Maybe.
3. Careers in mind:. NO idea.
~~~Which is better with the opposite/same sex~~~
1. Lips or eyes: Eyes/Eyes
2. Hugs or kisses: Hugs/hugs
3. Romantic or spontaneous:
4. Nice stomach or nice arms:
5. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive/Both
6. Hook-up or relationship:
7. Trouble maker or hesitant:
8. Lefty or righty: Whichever.
9. Shorter or taller: Shorter/Don’t Care.
10. Older or younger:
~~~Have you ever~~~
1. Lost glasses/ contacts: Yes.
2. Ran away from home: No.
3. Kissed a stranger: No.
4. Drank pepsi: Yes.
5. Broken someone's heart: Yes
6. Been arrested: No.
7. Turned someone down:
8. Liked a guy/girl friend: Hmmm.
~~~Do you believe in~~~
1. Yourself: Definitely
2. Miracles: Not sure
3. Love at first sight: No
4. Heaven: No
5. Santa Claus: No
6. Kiss on first date: No
7. Angels: No
~~~Answer Truthfully~~~
1. Happy with your life: Yes, Could Have been better.
2. Believe in God: Yes.
3. Posting it as 100 truths on your blog: No
A song, Life
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
socha jo tumne woh duniya saari maane na
haste hai saare koi dukhda toh na jaane na
koi bhi apana na raha
ab dheere dheere jaan le
ab duniya ko pehchaan le
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla
dil ko lagaya iss dil ne hi bhagaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
kitna sataya kya kya tumse karaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
ab ho gaya jo saiyya
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kya karenge kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
paani hai - 2 yeh rishten saare paani
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
phislan dhalane beemari beimaani hai
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
hai laa liyan jo baandhiye
sametiye ab baandhiye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab toh kar lije hisaab....
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
socha jo tumne woh duniya saari maane na
haste hai saare koi dukhda toh na jaane na
koi bhi apana na raha
ab dheere dheere jaan le
ab duniya ko pehchaan le
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla
o re tora bhaiyya ghosla
re dekho nikal na jaaye tora khosla
dil ko lagaya iss dil ne hi bhagaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
kitna sataya kya kya tumse karaya
baandh ke dil ko rakhana tha
ab ho gaya jo saiyya
ab kya karenge bhaiyye
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kya karenge kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
paani hai - 2 yeh rishten saare paani
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
phislan dhalane beemari beimaani hai
aayenge muthhi mein nahi
hai laa liyan jo baandhiye
sametiye ab baandhiye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge kya karenge bhaiyye
ab kya karenge bhai
ab kaha jaayenge bhaiyye
kuchh toh karenge naa sayane hai janaab
toh kar lije hisaab
sayaane hai janaab toh kar lije hisaab....
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