Inspiring murder/suicide for dummies
1) Pick a fight with people when they are sleeping.
2) Chant their name like in a weird tribal-esque way... always in connection with work/chores
3) Question every transaction....
4) Exaggerate the length of every phone call ever made
4) a) Exaggerate the time they sleep,dont work, dont study,spend in front of the comp....
5) Complete lack of culinary ability to produce what in some cultures is called PALATABLE FOOD!
6) While at dinner,discuss squeamish issues which make them uncomfortable FOR SURE!
7) Imagine every person they talk to, to be their current love interest and make investigations regarding same...
8) Blame all excesses on them! Phone bills are solely their responsibility -never mind your yapping on long distance calls, or reluctance to get a better plan!
9) Repeat constantly you are still a kid when they want to get involved in some decision making and yell behave GROW UP and act your age when they refuse to take out the trash and instead watching television.
10) JUST BE A PARENT!!!
Author-Swathi Krishnan
Co-Author - Vallabh Sridharan
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wowie!! saale mere se pehle apne blog pe post kar liya [:p]
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